WHY DOING HOUSEWORK IS LIKE TAKING A DUMP.

1. Inevitably you will be interrupted by “MOOOOOOM!” as soon as you get started.
2. When you finish you feel some momentary relief, but absolutely no sense of accomplishment.
3. If you don’t do it for a day you feel gross, irritable, and in no mood for drop-in guests.
4. You haven't gotten any appreciation for your efforts since you were a toddler.
5. No one would even think about helping you unless you were confined to a hospital bed.
6. Sometimes you intentionally take 3x as long as you should, just to get some alone time.
7. It’s always the same sh*t, different day. 
8. No matter what… IT STINKS!!!